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Post by keepslig on Jul 5, 2016 18:23:08 GMT -8
heres is one! The other day I went to the doctors and said, - "Have you got anything for wind?" So he gave me a kite  |
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Post by Abbye on Jul 5, 2016 18:36:20 GMT -8
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now.
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Post by keepslig on Jul 5, 2016 18:44:11 GMT -8
LOL  I'm not gonna lose so easy !! hahahhaha you remember me this one It's like when a mute tells to a deaf man who is being seen by a blind man |
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Post by Abbye on Jul 6, 2016 6:33:15 GMT -8
Keep trying!! or is it Keep, keep trying  Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside. |
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Post by Abbye on Jul 6, 2016 20:03:37 GMT -8
If anyone knows any Fish puns, let minnow
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Post by Abbye on Jul 7, 2016 18:31:06 GMT -8
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
to get to the other slide
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Post by keepslig on Jul 8, 2016 7:05:41 GMT -8
According to Dr. Einstein, he said:
Thats mean the chicken who cross the road or is the road which move under the chicken, depends. It is relative to the differential to reach the opposite side of the road.
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